Grilled octopus is surprisingly easy to make. They key is to tenderize it before you grill it. The sous vide method results in extremely succulent and tender octopus. Prepping for sous vide takes just a little while, but it takes five hours in the sous vide bath. The good news is this is all hands-off time and the results are absolutely delicious.
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